I was asked to make a phone call at work today at 5:46 pm. I noted the account with this because I was annoyed at even being asked to make such a silly call. I too am shocked that I am such a sarcastic little shit at work.
When my love swears that she is made of truth
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutor’d youth,
Unlearned in the world’s false subtleties.
Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
Although she knows my days are past the best,
Simply I credit her false speaking tongue:
On both sides thus is simple truth suppress’d.
But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
And wherefore say not I that I am old?
O, love’s best habit is in seeming trust,
And age in love loves not to have years told:
Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
And in our faults by lies we flatter’d be.
records myself reciting a sonnet for a friend 20 frikkin times!
uses the first frikkin recording.
That time I lost ALL ability to type English.
Is not buying a violin today. Will wait and pay about double what I’d planned because I want to learn properly with a half way decent one. #big girl decisions
Heading home. See everyone later.
How do we all feel about either a sweet kisses night or a johnlock porn night on the NSFW blog later?
So me and my friends are getting ready to buy gifts for each other and were exchanging wish lists. I had to go dig my old one up from ages ago….
And most of the things were normal things like tardis cups and hitchhikers guide to the galaxy things…..
I mean like what?
And I added it June 29,2010. WHAT?
And it’s in GERMAN. Was I going to teach myself German? I do that every so often. Pick up a book in a different language to learn more about it. But…what?
I don’t even know what the book is about. Munich um….talking?
Was I studying Nietzsche then? I’ll do that too. Decide I want to learn everything about someone/something then forget about it forever…
What the fuck caused me to add this book? I don’t even know….
This is about 3 minutes of unadulterated me. I was coming home and this is just…me. If you listen to this and don’t want to be my friend no more…I totally get it.
1) I’m so out of breath …my god I have to start exercising again
2) I’m going up and down stairs and there is a moment in the stairwell with nice acoustics hence the singing
3) Look I talk to my dog…sowwy
4) I apparently tap dance with my dog….
5) I make plans to watch movies with my dog
6) I don’t even know…I’m absolutely insane.
I’ve been hiding under a blanket in my bed pretending I am asleep while every 10 minutes my dog and my bf alternate checking on me to see if I’m awake yet. Thank God my dog or boyfriend isn’t on tumblr.
I am going to cook food.
This happens every year. I say I don’t want to cook every day until the day before Thanksgiving.
Then I make the boy take me grocery shopping on the worst grocery shopping day of the year.
He does not complain.
Because Ima make him a pie.
This has been “April tells you boring things”.