17th April, 2014

rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns.  rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this
I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the classAnd the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense
because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)
also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns. 

rabidlitmajor:

elihearts:

themaskednegro:

podtoid:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

oh man what is this

I know the source text, but what version is this?

I’ve told the story before but in highschool or E.Lit teacher sat my dumb ass class down and had us read this. Kids didn’t get it. So we watched like the 80s versions. KIDS DIDN’T GET IT. At her wits end she rented this from Hollywood Video and showed it to the class

And the kids fucking understood it. Like passed the exam on it and everything.

To this day it BAFFLES me.

actually it makes perfect fucking sense

because Shakespeare is NOT, I repeat NOT “high literature”.  he was basically the Elizabethan equivalent of a Seinfeld writer.  so when you watch them and they’re all quaintly Elizabethan, you lose a LOT of the awesomely shitty jokes because “ooh, history” instead of “dudebros making dick jokes” (I’m pretty sure roughly 47% of all of Shakespeare’s work can be summed up as “dudebros making dick jokes”)

also, I believe this is William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes

You’re forgetting the fart jokes, complete disdain for authority and obscene number of puns. 

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